Tag Archives: humour

How to Murder a Rainbow

Ladies and gentlemen: the story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Last night I was invited by my friend Pingue to come over to his house and help him … Continue reading

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Anxiety Abroad – HELP REQUIRED, APPLY WITHIN!

For a while now something ominous and terrifying has been biding its time in the back ground of my life. I’ve seen it, lurking in the corners of my mind, just waiting patiently for the right moment. I’ve been happily … Continue reading

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Things I wish I’d never done part 3 – Beauty and the Bullies

Hello again and welcome back to another trip down my rather distorted and warped memory lane. If you haven’t already, please feel free to read parts 1 and 2 so you can get your money’s worth snickering at my silliness. … Continue reading

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Things I wish I’d never done Part 2 – Watery Regrets

Hello, and welcome back to another edition of ‘Things I wish I’d never done’ (aka. Why am I such an idiot?). Sorry that it’s been a while since I last wrote anything but an impromptu trip back home and a … Continue reading

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Things I wish I’d never done Part 1 – Commando Bikes!

Happy (belated) New Year everyone! Now is the time of year for flimsy resolutions and half-arsed promises to yourself and in the spirit of this I’ve come up with a bit of an idea. Brace yourselves… Winter is com… no, … Continue reading

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The non-adventures of Anxiety Girl! Episode two – Quidditch!

So on Sunday I finally went to my first session of IQA Quidditch. Beforehand I was pretty terrified. The first thing I felt when I woke up in the morning was dread and I begged Burly not to make me … Continue reading

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Scumbag Brain

Dear Brain, I think it’s time that you and I had a little chat about how you’re performing in your duties. I understand that things have been a bit tricky recently, what with the stress of moving and finding a … Continue reading

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